Our reportors are wondering who the owner of these pigs are. "We don't have any people down there because the recent tornado in Kansas caused by crocodiles brought all of our field workers there and now the strike at the ariports caused by rhinos can't get any planes out.

What pigs my friend are you talking about. You are in france the most beautiful place on earth...... bla bla bla.

Sorry folks we're in the wrong place we'll thats our report to day..........................good bye .....................Sorry again we are experiencing some technical difficulties.